Do I have any talent as a writer :P (includes some short excerpts; you don't have to read every one)?

You are talented as a writer, but not as a professional writer. Your use of language is a little restricted in many areas of your piece(s) and the piece which starts with the character of Young Veeohlay is rather cliche in the opening of sentences. If you continue writing however I am more than sure you will be capable of refining such pieces to a publishable or at least professional and polished standard.